So hand me a Kleenex before I catastrophize
And theres brand names weve added without a qualm. Who says facial tissue when Kleenex works, we think, so much better?
If youve avoided using computers youve missed a slew of newness, continually invented.
From Language Study @Suite 101 (online) in an article From Slanguage to Language by Deborah S. Hildebrand, dated January 12, 2011, the writer gives us 25 Favorite New Word Entries. She uses phrases, also, in the listing. Traditional grammar recognizes that phrases often function in exactly the same way as single words.
Some of these words have actually been in the English language for a while; however, perhaps their cult status kept them from being fully embraced until now. ? Buzzkill (n): Person or thing that has a depressing effect. ? Catastrophize (v): To present a situation as worse than it is. ? Cheeseball (adj) Lacking style or taste; sometimes used as a noun to describe a person, "You're such a cheeseball." ? Chillax (v): To calm down and relax. ? Cougar (n): Older woman who dates younger men. ? Exit strategy (n): Planned means of removing oneself from a situation. ? Frenemy (n): An enemy disguised as a friend. ? Green-collar (adj): Of, relating to, or involving actions for protecting the natural environment. ? Hater (n): Negative person; someone who expresses their extreme hostility. ? Heart (v): To like or love very much. ? LBD (n): Little black dress; the one every woman needs. ? Locavore (n): A person who primarily eats locally grown food. ? Matchy-matchy (adj): Excessively color-coordinated. ? Meme (n): Image, video or phrase passed electronically on the Internet. ? Overleveraged (adj): Having taken on too much debt. ? Riff (v): To wax on extensively on a particular subject. ? Rock (v) To do something in a very confident way. ? Sheeple (n): Unquestioning followers (a combination of people and sheep). ? Social media (n): Websites and applications used for social networking. ? Soft skills (n): Opposite of hard skills; attributes that are not learned ? Staycation (n): A vacation spent at home or nearby. ? Truthiness (n): Quality of seeming true. ? Tweet (n): Posting made on the social networking site Twitter. ? Unfriend (v): To remove someone from a list of personal associates on a social networking site. ? Webisode (n): Episode made specifically for online viewing.
There are definitely other new words that have crept into the English language over the last few years, such as viral and zombie bank. And though these 25 are some of the most frequently used, theyre definitely not the last.
Tracing the origin of any word or phrase is a tricky business, even words coined centuries ago. Nothing is too straight forward about human words and ways. Heres a new (maybe) political word (maybe) with some bias showing: ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Well, ouch, folks!
ONLINE DEPARTMENT How to Install A Southern Style Home Security System (Thanks, P.W.) 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Me and Marcel, Virgil, Ernest Ray Junior, T-Bone and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and a few gallons of sweet tea. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and tore him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. - Cooter
MORE ONLINE (Thanks, L.D.) ? A man tells his doctor that hes incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, Okay, Doctor. In plain Englishwhats wrong with me? Well, in plain English, says the doctor, youre just lazy. The man nods. Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife. ? Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. Yes, says Sally, a lock of my husbands hair. But Larrys still alive. I know, but his hair is gone. ? I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder, so I joined a support group. We never meet. ? A man tells his doctor, Doc, help me. Im addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, Sorry, I dont follow you ? The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation. After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, I dont know what you expect me to do for you; Im a psychologist. A psychologist? I replied. Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Cant you help us? Well, he finally responded in a measured tone. How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?