Yes, subject of infinitive is well and living in New Zealand
By ANNE DONNELL
Is there such a thing as a subject of an infinitive? This came up in a grammar discussion with my grandmother. She says yes, and I say maybe not. Appreciate your telling us something about this. People I’ve asked just look at me like goofs, like I’ve really lost it this time!
-Teen Guy with Grammar Grandma
P.S. Grandma wants me to check on what case a subject of an infinitive would be in, if it exists? I added that last part!
The answer is yes, there is such a thing as the subject of an infinitive. More on this truth on down the column.
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What would we do without ONLINE DEPARTMENT to break up the monotony of a discussion on, say, subjects of infinitives? ONLINE DEPARTMENT is a variation of what can be called by its old-fashioned name, MERCY.
Well, MERCY’s over for now. First, to “review,” something done to spare you the embarrassment of ignorance, should you be suffering from ignorance, like an eczema of grammar. An infinitive is a verb form, usually preceded by “to,” functioning in a sentence as a noun, adverb, or adjective.
EXAMPLES OF INFINITIVES DOING WHATEVER THEY PLEASE IN SENTENCES. The evil doctor said I needed to exercise more. Can you bring the table to be sold? He walks to improve his health.
The subject of the infinitive is doing the action, or being the being, found in the verb form. EXAMPLES. He asked Sam to go to the garage. We asked Rachel to be the chairperson. EXAMPLES WITHOUT “TO.” Kaye helped me lift the chair. Did you see that child run?
A personal pronoun used as subject of an infinitive should be in the objective case. Did you catch that in the example Kaye helped…? Here’s another EXAMPLE WITH A PERSONAL PRONOUN USED AS SUBJECT OF AN INFINITIVE. The doctor urged her to exercise regularly. AND ANOTHER. We begged him to reconsider the offer.
Is mud clear today?
BW (Bigtime Word) leptocephalic – having a narrow skull. Not a reflection of brainpower, just something upon which to comment tauntingly, as one would upon someone else’s big ears sticking out if one were insensitive. Or having an insensitive moment.